Tempting, aren't they?
Yes. This is my guilty pleasure.
Crunchy sugar on the outside, jelly orange teeth pulling on the inside.
The delicious orange slices.
I can't help it. I crave them.
And I can't hide it.
I mean, I have braces, you know.
And you can just imagine a jelly orange chunk in someones braces.
Can't you?
Oh, orange slice...
I don't care that you give me fuzzy teeth after just one bite.
Or that I have to hide you in the outer reaches of my kitchen cabinets so that no one else can have one.
Or that I can eat, like, ten in one sitting.
My life is so much sweeter with you in it.

2 comments:
Those are just nasty. Ewwww. And I thought I knew you!
Those are just nasty. Ewwww. And I thought I knew you!
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