My Do’s and Don’ts of this past weekend.
-Do have breakfast for dinner. Multiple times if needed. No one can say no to pancakes and eggs.
-Don’t promise to take your kids to the park if you don’t know the weather forecast. Waking up to rain may as well be waking up to whining kids.
-Do have a girly makeover with your daughters. Paint nails, curl hair, put on make-up. A little bit of their deep-rooted love for fairy-tales may just bring back some of yours.
-Don’t let babies run around the house with a freshly baked muffin. Crumbs. Everywhere.
-Do cook with your hubby. He likes to be involved. And it’s nice to sit down and watch dinner be made. Tastes better too.
-Don’t say anything negative to Cam about Glenn Beck. He will call you ignorant and un-American.
-Do take advantage of the perfect spring days by playing baseball with the kids in the backyard.
-Don’t let your daughter listen to her ipod at bedtime. You’ll still hear her singing at 10:00.
-Do weed with your little ones helping. Give them each a shovel and let them dig away. Hand over any and every bug or worm you find. Watch as they build the best worm palace, with a pool, slide and comfy rocks.
-Don’t let the kids use you as a napkin after they’ve eaten cheeto’s.
-Do chase your kids around the house, catching them and tickling them to tears.
-Don’t let Cam step on your toe. Because it will really hurt.
-Do let your kids unleash all of their stuffed animals outside for a picnic party. It will give you at least ten minutes of peace and quiet.
2 comments:
BTW, it's not about Brother Beck, it's the fact that you were claiming he is a fear/hate monger for telling the stories of the Muslim Mosque near ground zero being dedicated on 9/11/10 and the ridiculous school administrators that sent boys home on Cinco de Mayo because they were "insensitive" for wearing t-shirts with American flags. It's these stories/people that enrage me.
cAM
Cam, calm down, you sound like Jason Miller. hhahahhaha, that is sure to get you nice and riled back up! Erin, why wont you write a story and get rich?
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