5.18.2010

FYI






My Do’s and Don’ts of this past weekend.

-Do have breakfast for dinner. Multiple times if needed. No one can say no to pancakes and eggs. 

-Don’t promise to take your kids to the park if you don’t know the weather forecast. Waking up to rain may as well be waking up to whining kids.

-Do have a girly makeover with your daughters. Paint nails, curl hair, put on make-up. A little bit of their deep-rooted love for fairy-tales may just bring back some of yours.

-Don’t let babies run around the house with a freshly baked muffin. Crumbs. Everywhere.

-Do cook with your hubby. He likes to be involved. And it’s nice to sit down and watch dinner be made. Tastes better too.

-Don’t say anything negative to Cam about Glenn Beck. He will call you ignorant and un-American.

-Do take advantage of the perfect spring days by playing baseball with the kids in the backyard.

-Don’t let your daughter listen to her ipod at bedtime. You’ll still hear her singing at 10:00.

-Do weed with your little ones helping. Give them each a shovel and let them dig away. Hand over any and every bug or worm you find. Watch as they build the best worm palace, with a pool, slide and comfy rocks.

-Don’t let the kids use you as a napkin after they’ve eaten cheeto’s.

-Do chase your kids around the house, catching them and tickling them to tears.

-Don’t let Cam step on your toe. Because it will really hurt.

-Do let your kids unleash all of their stuffed animals outside for a picnic party. It will give you at least ten minutes of peace and quiet.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

BTW, it's not about Brother Beck, it's the fact that you were claiming he is a fear/hate monger for telling the stories of the Muslim Mosque near ground zero being dedicated on 9/11/10 and the ridiculous school administrators that sent boys home on Cinco de Mayo because they were "insensitive" for wearing t-shirts with American flags. It's these stories/people that enrage me.
cAM

Lysa said...

Cam, calm down, you sound like Jason Miller. hhahahhaha, that is sure to get you nice and riled back up! Erin, why wont you write a story and get rich?