TROY

I have been pestered for months to dedicate a blog solely to 'The Life o' Troy'. (You see, he is very narcissistic and requires undivided attention at all times.) After resisting for as long as possible, I have caved. Troy, this one's for you.
Top 10 Things You Might Not Know About Troy (but you should)

10. Troy is very sensitive. He gets his feelings hurt very easily.

9. He hates crowded places, including movie theaters, grocery stores, blockbuster, airports or any place with germs.

8. His dogs, Chief and Ozzy, are his children. He's a crazy overprotective father. Don't hurt their feelings either.

7. He only wears cargo pants and t-shirts. If he's dressing up, it's a golf shirt.

6. His sense of humor is stuck in junior high. Everything revolves around farting or the numbers 6 and/or 9.

5. He loves kid food. (macaroni and cheese, pb&j)

4. He likes to make up funny songs and dances. (Picture Troy singing "B-U-G-G-I-N..You're buggin', you're buggin'" along with a sly white-guy dance)

3. He acts big and tough, but really he's a softie. He pretends not to care, but he really does.

2. He's in constant tease mode. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of communication." It's the only way he's knows how to communicate.

1. He loves attention in all forms. So, next time you see Troy give him a big hug. He'll love it.